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Dominyka: A 15 year old fangirl from Lithuania who lives on ice cream, tumblr and stupid puns. This blog is filled with SuperWhoLock and random stuff that I liked. It could be jokes, cats or other fandoms. If you want to talk- message me. I'm friendly, I promise!  


sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 


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newfoundgrace:

I T   I S   T I M E


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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun


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master-of-duct-tape:

amazon-x:

samcedestheshipthatlived:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

kungfucockcrusher:

accurate

Oh my god.

It’s true tho… tornadoes are also natural but that doesn’t mean I wanna go outside and frolic during one.

Arsenic is natural.

lmao


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  • Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
  • Senior: I don't know.
  • Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
  • Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

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carbohydrake:

when a school bus passes with people from another school

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chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

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badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars


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